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WHEN YOU POUR SODA AND THE SODA FIZZ RISES ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP BUT DOESN’T SPILL OVER
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“did you get a hair cut?”
“no, i got them all cut.”
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the feeling you get when you realize you have to fart in class
Lmfaoooooooooo
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lasagna is just a pasta cake
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don’t you love those songs where the sound starts in one earphone and then you hear it like travel to the other one
(via fuckyeahloldemort)
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The dollar in your wallet could have once belonged to a celebrity
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“i will be grading this assignment for completeness not correctness”
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“if it’s not in the first 150 it’s not a pokemon”
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Teacher says take out your homework:
We had homework?
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(via sodamnrelatable)
